The name of the game

The name of the game
is aquiring fame
through "networking".
Six degrees of separation
quite easily found
through imbibing
and chatting
and standing around.

Eight hours sitting
in office swivel chair,
you'd think I'd be craving
fresh evening air
and high octane company
sharing what they share.

But Too Much Information
on poor overloaded brain
makes loud gossipmongers
an awfully big strain.
Lovers and wankers
same old refrain;
my only donation
about Klump and the Klan.

Why stand for hours
on sore bunioned feet
when i could be in hot shower,
pre reclining seat.
Networking's not all
it's cut out to be
instead I'll chill in massage chair
and eat my curry
and read cool creations
on Allpoetry!