kitty kronicles - ii

ear human pets

thank you for listening and moving our litter box to a more discreet environment we were really getting traumatised but have since bounced back with our natural resilience

i must say (and my sibling concurs) that you took us into your home under false pretences

when you first saw us the small human pet called joshua named us zeus and hera nice deity like names and quite befitting our regal and ancient status

we were therefore stunned to realise we had been rechristened smudgy and nippy without notice or consent

oh the indignity

granted i do have smudges in places that may be best described as if id stepped into my business especially on my back foot but you dont have to rub it in

as for my brother its not his fault hes teething and cannot resist a big toe

from now on we are zeus and hera so there

zeus as you can see is bigger than me and he uses his size quite unfairly pouncing at most inconvenient times such as when im just dozing off or eating or doing my business

he really needs taming and i try to do this by stalking him around corners or going under cover but then he mewls most pitifully and i give in and come out of hiding

i also dont like how he tries to brown nose you by nuzzling up and making vibratory noises
i prefer a more dignified approach and will only let you touch me when im ready so when i settle down next to you you may tickle my chin
thank you

we went exploring the bed and windowsill
of the one called josh yesterday gosh all those tiny moving creatures below make us want to pounce and eat them but there is a great glass partition in the way thats not fair

one more thing we are bored with that fake cat tree and all your sofas and chairs and dining table please can we have a wooden log for scratching or we will start on your legs next