Lizzie the lizard was angsty
her hubby travelled way too often
she itched for some hot hanky panky
in the form of a good sized chameleon
There once was a girl oh so kind
To other's meanness mostly blind
She went through life quite free from strife
'Cause of friends who watched her behind
There once was a boss brash and loud
of his high school diploma so proud
he would boast of success
despite making a mess
but his bullying had most people cowed